Tinder A-Z

26 Stories of Looking for Love in New York City

A) A was a cutie. Without going into too much detail let’s just say he is in the “comedy world” We met up at karaoke with a couple of my friends the day after my birthday. As if my life was a movie he walked in JUST as I was “singing.” Granted, this was the first time I’d done karaoke in my entire life. I’m not kidding. Me and my friend were doing M.I.A’s “Paper Planes” and he stood smiling and watched me. I think he especially like my gun noises. “All I wanna do is piu piu piu piu”….. He very charming. Lived in a sick apartment in Prospect Heights by himself. The sex was very good. The next week he took me on a retroactive “real date” — I think so that he wouldn’t feel bad when he later said he was seeing someone and it was getting serious?

B) B was an attractive former personal trainer turned “screenwriter.” Our first date was the perfect first encounter- a quick drink on a Wednesday night before both of us had other things to do. He did ask me this weird question where I had to picture a room — it had a box, and a horse? And there was a storm… and a square cube? How you pictured these things was supposed to say something about your personality…. I don’t know. Our second meeting was on a Sunday afternoon at the Jewish cultural center on the Upper West Side. (That’s the gym that he belonged to- and we did a little…